Bio

F.A.A. Regulations prohibit tampering with, disabling, or destroying lavatory smoke detectors

Joh3n hears that alot. Not because he has a tendency to destroy lavatory smoke detectros, but because he happens to find himelf trapped in airplanes quite often.

 

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Joh3n really has no trouble being called a g33k. He spends far too much time on the internet, and around computers in general. Don't get him started talking about how the net is finally democratizing information and creativity.

 

Made in San Francisco since 1896

Joh3n really enjoys beer. No really, he likes it. A lot. Did I mention he likes beer? Just wanted to make sure.

 

There's no place like home, theres no place like home, there's......

Joh3n was born in Colorado in 1973, where he lived for 17 years. Since then he's lived in Germany, Seattle, and (currently) in San Diego. He has a brother and a sister, and hangs out with the family every year, mostly to torment his mother.

 

Laurel and Hardy is the best thing at 4 AM on a Friday

Joh3n's hobbies include collecting music, photography, spending too much time in front of the computer, travel, and beer. Did I mention he likes beer?

 

The A.C.S. sensor range is not normal

At present, Joh3n is working on his Ph.D. in Astrophysics at the University of Californa, San Diego. Basically, this means that he spends all his time at one of three places: In front of a computer, at a telescope, or in transit between them. Don't ask him when he's going to finish, it makes him irritable.